The Pin Cushion Queen

As the Promos (Read: Horror) gets nearer, i feel i am losing my sanity. I'm sure you guys out there share my sentiments too. Poor us, O poor.

My first day of promos starts next Friday 29th Sept, not 1 but 2 papers - GP & Econs. Exactly just one more week to it. Yes, i am stressed. The stress level will hit sky high next week, i foresee that. Next week will be when premature ageing starts - It is when my eye bags really become P.e.r.m.a.n.e.n.t

To keep things less stressful in school, my friends and i learnt to entertain ourselves and make school a little more interesting. School Survival tricks, really essential now. I say.

Chirps, Tinwai and I created this Quote Of The Day shit. Wise words, seriously. And here, a peek at what Shit we are up to, everyday.

" I Hate Bernard Max To The Marx." - Lau TinY [Footnote: 'Bernard Marx' - A annoying character in our Literature Text, Brave New World.]
" Hide My Wallet !!" - He Shuwei [Exclaimed loudly, in the studying Hub]
" People Club and Pub - We Hub." - Lau TinY
" Isn't That A Bit Too Over.. If Bestfriends Are Like That, We Are Just Acquantances." - Amanda.C
" Are You The Man Or Am I The Man?" - Amanda.C
" You Rape Me In Words, I Rape You In Actions." - Lau TinY to Amanda.C
" When You Were Born, Everyone Around You Were Smiling. Live A Life That, When You Die, Everyon Around You Will Be Crying, And You'll Be Smiling." - Teacher

It was just yesterday, when the few of us were sitting in the school void deck during our long break, talking Shit. Man, it was super hell hilarious i swear. We were just talking about how everyone in G8 is still Very.Single and how in the future there is chance of us Still.Single and stay together under one roof.

We straight away nailed into the topic of 'SpinsterHood' and it was to Chirps Yb and my ultimate nightmare. G8 is always talking about how all 8 of us will just end up being Single when we're old..

Old, Wrinkled, Lonely, Ugly, Fat, SINGLE.

We started spinning off our very own version of L Word, just that ours is 'S Word' - S for Spinster. Wahaha. Just like L word, which is about a group of lesbian ladies, our S word is about us 8 Single ladies in our Spinster Hood. LOL, and we started creating words that starts with 'S' , all point back to the very topic of S Word - Spinsterhood.

S.S - Seriously Single, Super Spinster, So Single, So Seeking, S Club - The Spinster Club.

Chirps will always be Chirps. She suggested 8 Seasons of S Word, 1 character per season. I'm sure ! Haha, so being the horrible me, i the director of the S Word, said that i'll cast her in the Last season Last episode. The moment she comes into the story, we will end off the entire show. HA HA.
Apparently i have the most potential of being a Spinster. Ooohs. Even my name starts with a S, they say. O poor me. I am so Spinster !

So people,
Would you rather be a SPINSTER or a LESBIAN, if you're still SINGLE at 40?

Haha. Just some of the Shit we do in school.

Cheers.