The Pin Cushion Queen

O' Brave New World.

I know it's really weird for me to be here right now. Its 12:50am on a Tuesday morning and i'm not in bed, and its 3 more days to Promos. But yesh, i just needed something to weigh off the intensity of stress level now. (i.e Whine and whine and whine)

Had about 2 solid hours of Chem cramming tuition with Brandon Loe (He's such an angel) just now, and it was like the last desperate measure to salvage my pathetic H1 Chemistry. I think i've just used up all my brain capacity for the day.
Was on the phone with Chirps and Tinwai, exclaiming out all our build-up stress and anxieties. All the 'Oh No' ,'Die lah, how to finish..', ' Hurr Oh.My.God I'm so stressed' groans made up most of the conversation. Yes, we are really Kan Cheong Spiders now, no joke.

Apart from exams stress, i'm also so stressed out by the fact that i'm like eating.so.much.now - I can barely feel my waist. The best part, the more stressed i am, the more i have to snack.

Exams + Stress --> Snack + FAT

Holy shit.
I am so S now - Fat/bulging/HAGGARD.


Won't be going to school tmrw. Tuesday's lessons are a waste of time. Going to head to tuition entre to study for the entire day. So maybe i should sleep now.

Man,
i'm having hunger cravings now.

I think i'm pregnant.

Shuddup..

It was to my utmost horror.
Not only did my Mum destroy it, she insulted it too.

I WANT THEM BACK.

I found out she threw away ALL my St Nicks 1st generation PE shirts. The ones that you can find it no where else anymore. Only those people who went through Mrs Hwang's regime have those shirts. Those shirts are amazingly comfortable, especially when you've washed it for like the 89th time and its threatening thin and soft. The school simply stopped the sales of those shirts, before the evolution of New PE Shirts took place.

Yes, as i was saying. My Mum actually said that, Quote

"They are so old and got so many holes !"

"You got no shirts to wear meh?"

"I've been eyeing them to throw it away.",

"Give the Garang Guni man he also
won't want."

End quote.

Hurr. I'm going to creep in into her room tonight and strangle her bolster.


Chant.
Peace Within Me. Peace..

It's all the undoing of dy/dx (differentiation)
Maths, kill me. Just kill me.
Driving me crazy day by day.

As the Promos (Read: Horror) gets nearer, i feel i am losing my sanity. I'm sure you guys out there share my sentiments too. Poor us, O poor.

My first day of promos starts next Friday 29th Sept, not 1 but 2 papers - GP & Econs. Exactly just one more week to it. Yes, i am stressed. The stress level will hit sky high next week, i foresee that. Next week will be when premature ageing starts - It is when my eye bags really become P.e.r.m.a.n.e.n.t

To keep things less stressful in school, my friends and i learnt to entertain ourselves and make school a little more interesting. School Survival tricks, really essential now. I say.

Chirps, Tinwai and I created this Quote Of The Day shit. Wise words, seriously. And here, a peek at what Shit we are up to, everyday.

" I Hate Bernard Max To The Marx." - Lau TinY [Footnote: 'Bernard Marx' - A annoying character in our Literature Text, Brave New World.]
" Hide My Wallet !!" - He Shuwei [Exclaimed loudly, in the studying Hub]
" People Club and Pub - We Hub." - Lau TinY
" Isn't That A Bit Too Over.. If Bestfriends Are Like That, We Are Just Acquantances." - Amanda.C
" Are You The Man Or Am I The Man?" - Amanda.C
" You Rape Me In Words, I Rape You In Actions." - Lau TinY to Amanda.C
" When You Were Born, Everyone Around You Were Smiling. Live A Life That, When You Die, Everyon Around You Will Be Crying, And You'll Be Smiling." - Teacher

It was just yesterday, when the few of us were sitting in the school void deck during our long break, talking Shit. Man, it was super hell hilarious i swear. We were just talking about how everyone in G8 is still Very.Single and how in the future there is chance of us Still.Single and stay together under one roof.

We straight away nailed into the topic of 'SpinsterHood' and it was to Chirps Yb and my ultimate nightmare. G8 is always talking about how all 8 of us will just end up being Single when we're old..

Old, Wrinkled, Lonely, Ugly, Fat, SINGLE.

We started spinning off our very own version of L Word, just that ours is 'S Word' - S for Spinster. Wahaha. Just like L word, which is about a group of lesbian ladies, our S word is about us 8 Single ladies in our Spinster Hood. LOL, and we started creating words that starts with 'S' , all point back to the very topic of S Word - Spinsterhood.

S.S - Seriously Single, Super Spinster, So Single, So Seeking, S Club - The Spinster Club.

Chirps will always be Chirps. She suggested 8 Seasons of S Word, 1 character per season. I'm sure ! Haha, so being the horrible me, i the director of the S Word, said that i'll cast her in the Last season Last episode. The moment she comes into the story, we will end off the entire show. HA HA.
Apparently i have the most potential of being a Spinster. Ooohs. Even my name starts with a S, they say. O poor me. I am so Spinster !

So people,
Would you rather be a SPINSTER or a LESBIAN, if you're still SINGLE at 40?

Haha. Just some of the Shit we do in school.

Cheers.

Hello World.
MSN Live is simply the cool stuff. To think i was still with Version 7.5 and never knew how to use the paint brush function. Now i even know how to use the F2 Voice call and can change the backgroud skin colour. I also discovered this picture sharing thing call HelloI feel a little more advanced now. Now i know why Manda is always online.. Haha

You know.. Things are going queer nowadays.

Allow me for the above randomness.
That's All ( Quoted /Miranda Priestly)

Birthday Girl

Yuanbing & Arlana

Sixiu & Coke Light

Miss Loi In Action (Soaking Up The OIL)

Amanda Chup

Poko, The Artistic Way.

Estee, Swei, Yb, Lana

Pam & Pal With The Tree, By The Road.

Swei & Sakura Xiu

My AC Kakis.

In The Arms Of Ronald.

Lana & Swei

As I Was Saying?

Nong Nong Pals. Laugh-Out-Loud

Charlie's Angels / Wannabe (Piangs.)