The Pin Cushion Queen

So this week was a series of Introductory Lectures, and man, it was the Slackest week i tell you. And during the lectures, we would be either

1. Sleeping
2. Staring at the teacher
3. Thinking about what to eat for recess

Or simply, like yimei, writes Poems to make her time a lil' more worth while..

And this is, an Extremely Random poem she wrote for Amanda Chirps. Enjoy

Chirpy Chirpy you are so pretty

Just like how flowers bloom when it's sunny

Youe smile makes the sun shine brighter

And makes me want to come to school faster !

I see you playing with your ears, so cute

When i see you, i want to say "What's up dude?"

I see you're interested in econs, that's great

I think you look like you should be called Kate.

Chirps you've really been a good prefect

Always Tsking people when thier uniform is bad

I hope you will get into council

Then ACJC prosper? It will.

I have come to the end of my poem

Let's all stand up and applaude the lecturer

Let's all go home now with all of em'

And then we will feel a bit better.

Yimei The Poet wrote one for me too. Here you go

Shuwei you just turned seventeen

I want to ask you how have you been

I can tell you've been very happy with your OG

From the way you follow them closely

I think you should join council too

To help AC and find more like yay? (okay i cant read her handwritings here..)

And then you may intoduce drastic reforms

and make sure the school doesn't get torn.

Shuwei i think you can be Alicia Keys

Just look at your piano everyday and practice

And sing your lungs out in front of the mirror

And say "I'm so hot i thnk i'm on fire"

You also have nice triangle eyebrows (Wah Lao)

It helps you look scary when you growl

You can also try Pythagorus Theorum on it

And this you can do in the tolet when you shit.

Another year of throwing is also starting for you

You must be like Zhang Gui Rong

and hit 50m too.

Just dont become as big as her

if not you will look like a swimmer (No offense swimmers, yimei was feeling drowsy when she wrote this)

I see you drinking and sipping banana juice

Dont drink too much or you'll become a moose.

Dont eat too much pandan cake okay?

If not i think your hair will become hay.

I dont want to continue writing anymore

Because ny hand is getting really sore

So Byebye and happy studying in AC

If i decide to leave please dont forget me.

Brought to you by Chong Yimei. And in response to her poems, i decided to write her one back as well. Super short, but i think this is the Best short poem E'er.. So profound and erm.. yeah.

Hello Yimei you're so Mei (pretty)

Maybe you want to know why you so lame

I mean, who writes poem in the day

That's right, you must be gay.

Excuse the simplicity of this poem..

I was trying to pay attention to the lecturer when i wrote this.

Right.

posted by shuwei  # 12:04 AM